Brother: Dad says we can go to the carnival on Thursday.
Sister: But it’s supposed to rain on Thursday.
Brother: Well, if it rains we’ll go the day before.
Joke #11411
Sister: Mom asked me to fix your grapefruit for you. How much sugar do you want on it?
Brother: Too much, please.
Joke #11410
Sister: Why haven’t you changed the water in the goldfish bowl?
Brother: They haven’t finished what’s in there yet!
Joke #11409
A brother and sister had a fight and were sent to bed without any dinner.
After lying in bed for about ten minutes, the brother decided to make up.
So he tiptoed down the hall to his sister’s room, and whispered, “Are you awake?”
“I’m not telling you!” she whispered back.
Joke #11408
Friend: Is that your brother?
Sister: Yes.
Friend: He’s very short, isn’t he?
Sister: Well, he’s only my half brother!
Joke #11407
Mother: Why aren’t you eating your dinner?
Jim: I’m waiting for the mustard to cool off!
Joke #11406
Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.
Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.
Sue: I don’t understand why. I made it with a really fresh sponge!
Joke #11405
Q: If your neighbor’s rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden, who owns the egg?
A: Nobody. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
Joke #11404
Laurie: Our dog is lost!
Steve: Oh no! You’d better put an ad in the paper.
Laurie: What for? He can’t read!
Joke #11403
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Joke #11402
Jason: Hey, does it smell like updog here?
David: What’s updog?
Jason: Nothing much, how about you?
Joke #11401
Robert: Have you seen my henway? I can’t find my henway.
Sue: What’s a henway?
Robert: About five pounds! Ha ha! Gotcha that time!
Joke #11400
Susan: I hope the rain keeps up.
Peter: Why?
Susan: So it won’t come down!
Joke #11399
Q: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Joke #11398
Sam: Why did you let the air out of the tires on your new bike?
Mary: So I can reach the pedals!