Manager: Can you join me in a cup of coffee?
Wrestler: Think we’ll both fit?
Joke #11602
Manager: How did you ever get out of that hold?
Wrestler: It happened like this: I saw a finger, so I bit it. Then I got really mad ’cause my finger hurt so bad!
Joke #11601
First Wrestler: How would you like a knuckle sandwich?
Second Wrestler: No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian.
Joke #11600
First Fan: Did you see the match between Frankenstein and Dracula?
Second Fan: No. What happened?
First Fan: Frankenstein was down for the Count.
Joke #11599
First Fan: Did you hear about the wrestler whose nose ran and feet smelled?
Second Fan: No, what was wrong with him?
First Fan: He was built upside down.
Joke #11598
First Wrestler: That sure was a long walk from the dressing room to the ring.
Second Wrestler: Don’t worry. You won’t have to walk back.
Joke #11597
Q: Why did the wrestlers have to wrestle in the dark?
A: Their match wouldn’t light.
Joke #11596
First Wrestler: I hear you’re taking a mail-order bodybuilding course.
Second Wrestler: That’s right. Every week, the mailman brings me a new piece of bodybuilding equipment.
First Wrestler: You don’t look much different to me.
Second Wrestler: You’re right. But you should see my mailman!
Joke #11594
First Wrestler: Want to see something really swell?
Second Wrestler: Sure.
First Wrestler: Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat.
Joke #11593
First Wrestler: I’ve got you in a scissors hold.
Second Wrestler: Cut it out!
Joke #11592
Q: What are a wrestler’s favorite colors?
A: Black and blue.
Silly Sports Talk
“Looks like I missed the bull’s-eye,” Tom said aimlessly.
“Give me a rubdown,” Tom said sorely.
“Let’s go camping if the weather is good,” Tom said tentatively.
“I’ve got a great tennis serve,” Tom said faultlessly.
“Would you go fishing with me?” Tom asked with baited breath.
“What this team needs is a great home-run hitter,” Tom said ruthlessly.
“I’m retiring from baseball,” Tom said with resignation.
“Something is wrong with my bowling,” Tom said gutterally.
“Is this boat tilting, or is it my imagination?” Tom asked listlessly.
“Want to Indian wrestle?” Tom asked bravely.
“Our canoe is headed for the falls!” Tom said rapidly.
“This horse won’t stop,” Tom said woefully.
Joke #11590
Angry Man: Little boy, have you seen who broke my window?
Little Boy: No, but have you seen my soccer ball?
Joke #11589
First Fan: What’s the score of the game?
Second Fan: Eight to five.
First Fan: Who’s winning?
Second Fan: Eight.
Joke #11588
Teacher: Johnny, name the four seasons.
Johnny: Football, basketball, baseball, and soccer.