Q: What did the Martian say when the cat got run over by a steam roller?
A: Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
Joke #11713
Q: What has two arms, four legs and eats light bulbs?
A: A space creature, because he’s a light eater.
Joke #11712
Q: Why can’t you whisper in a flying saucer?
A: It’s not aloud.
Joke #11711
Q: What do you know when you see three space creatures walking down the street wearing blue sweatshirts?
A: They’re all on the same team.
Joke #11710
Q: What time was it when the flying saucer landed on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Joke #11709
Q: What man do astronauts always take their helmets off to?
A: Their barbers.
Joke #11708
Q: What keeps the moon from falling through space?
A: The beams, silly!
Joke #11707
Q: Why are space creatures sitting on a fence like a dime?
A: They’re heads on one side and tails on the other.
Joke #11706
Q: Why aren’t short Martians as lazy as tall Martians?
A: Because they aren’t as long in bed.
Joke #11705
Q: Why did the space creature eat through the rug?
A: He wanted to see the floor show.
Joke #11704
Q: What did the adding machine say to the Martian?
A: You can count on me.
Joke #11703
Q: Why are four legged Martians poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Joke #11702
Q: What space creatures have their eyes nearest together?
A: The smallest.
Joke #11701
Q: When is a movie producer like an astronomer?
A: When he discovers a new star.
Joke #11700
Q: Why do Martians always put their shoe on last?
A: Because when they put on one, the other is left.