Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
A: A wake-up call!
Joke #11777
Q: What do you get if you cross your telephone with a tape recorder and an alligator?
A: A snappy answering machine!
Joke #11776
Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy.
Joke #11775
Q: What animals talk on the telephone the most?
A: The yakety-yaks!
Joke #11774
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold.
Operator: Good Idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
Joke #11773
Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you understand me? I’m chewing on a pancake while I talk to you.
Operator: Oh, how waffle!
Joke #11772
Caller: Operator! Operator! Can you hear me? I’m hiding under my bed-spread so my parents can’t hear me.
Operator: Hmmm. Sounds like a cover-up to me!
Joke #11770
Bob: Hello? I’m not interrupting your dinner, am I?
Rob: Actually, you are.
Bob: Good. Wait for me, and I’ll be right over.
Joke #11768
Bunny: Hello, honey? How about a date?
Honey: You want a date? Okay! How’s 1066 B.C.?
Joke #11767
Mr. Swanson: Hello? This is Mr. Swanson. Is this the butcher?
Butcher: Yup. Glad to meat you!
Joke #11766
Estelle: Hello?
Shirley: Hello! Boy have I got some really juicy gossip for you, Laverne.
Estelle: I’m sorry, this isn’t Laverne. You must have the wrong number. But anyway, what’s the gossip?
Joke #11765
Dan: Hello? What’s up?
Fran: The price of a burger!
Joke #11764
Lady: Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 Pine Street right away!
Hal: Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s Hal’s Delicatessen.
Lady: Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
Joke #11763
Answer: Long distance!
Question: What’s the best way to talk to King Kong?
Joke #11762
Answer: Phone bill!
Question: What should you do when you want to talk to Bill?