Q: Why did the elephant eat a 100 watt light bulb?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
farmer
farmer – n. someone who is outstanding in his field
Joke #13321
Q: Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because Mozart’s teacher was Hayden.
Joke #13320
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the chicken’s back.
Joke #13319
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Meet you at the corner.
porkypine
porkypine – n. what you get from the genetic splicing of a cactus and a pig together.
Joke #13317
Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.
Joke #13316
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
Joke #13315
Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A pig fell in the mud.
Joke #13314
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite thing to read?
A: A catalog.
Joke #13313
Q: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
A: On honor rolls.
Joke #13312
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!
Joke #13311
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is a change in the weather.
Joke #13310
Q: Why did the witch fly her broom?
A: Because her vacuum was too heavy.
doyouthinkhesaurus
doyouthinkhesaurus – n. a dinosaur that lost his glasses