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Quote #16376

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“cumulo nimbus…its like a”

::drinks water for a minute::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16375

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I was like ‘put it back right now’ and he was like”

::doesn’t say anything::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16374

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“get up, you ffrog!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16373

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“ewww! Poop! (she’s a great artist)”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16372

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I don’t like people sitting over me”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16371

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“what happened to your dress?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16370

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you can make girl scout cookies?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16369

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’ll have my mom call your mom”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16368

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’ll shave it off”

::smiles, while licking her lips::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16367

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we were really gay, and there was this shirt…Kelly, try it on”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16366

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“my grandma took me shopping and I got a skirt and I’m going to wear it!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16365

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m wearing a skirt on my birthday”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16364

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::grabbing his titty, jiggling it around::

“what was that about?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16363

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“put it all on, bro!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16362

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“take a shower, bro”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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