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Quote #16846

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Eyes can see things that are seen”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16845

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Moons dance with planets”

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Quote #16844

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Houses house laughing refrigerators”

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Quote #16843

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Waves are aftershocks of the ocean’s fart”

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Quote #16842

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Oceans fart and smell”

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Quote #16841

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Treat other people the same way they treat you”

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Quote #16840

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I am I”

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Quote #16839

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Cybering online = losing your online virginity”

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Quote #16838

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Mooning someone is like losing your virginity”

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Quote #16837

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Up your butt around the corner 3 blocks away from Fred’s Manure table!”

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Quote #16836

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Life is a video game. And I’m the main character, its the best 1st person game you’ll ever get”

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Quote #16835

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Wrestling is like soap operas, but instead of crying to solve their problems they kick each other’s asses”

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Quote #16834

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You touch, you die”

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Quote #16832

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Member Name:”

“POOOOOOPGRL”

– from the internet

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Quote #16831

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Member Name:”

“Gwano (bat poop)”

– from the internet

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