A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked:
“Is the bar tender here?”
Joke #24418
Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
Joke #24417
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Joke #24416
How long is a Chinese name
Joke #24415
Q: What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?
A: Names
Joke #24414
Q: What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A: The polar bear.
Joke #24413
A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
Joke #24412
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey.
Joke #24411
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
chocotoib
chocotoib – n. a full bath in chocolate in which you also use soap
iraotseupte
iraotseupte – v. to eat a rock after pissing on it and then yell at the moon
GameTwist Slots (iOS) Review
Developer: Novomatic Games | Publisher: Funstage Games || Overall: 8.5/10
GameTwist Slots is a slot game available on the iOS store. If you want a no-fuss, varied slot experience, this may very well be up your alley.
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- Golden Ark
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If you’re interested in slots games, GameTwist Slots has a great variety to add to your collection.
Quote #24394
“I don’t want player.
No idea to tell you, you will know when you talk.
I’m no job. Not educate. No money. If you think you can take care of me then you can talk with me. Thank you:)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24393
“I really like your profile. I think that we have many common interests. I am good at Ping-pong, cooking fish and yoga.”
– a spam e-mail
Joke #24392
Q: Wanna hear a construction joke?
A: I’m still working on it…