Q: What kind of sandwich rolls do dogs prefer?
A: It doesn’t matter — as long as they have puppy seeds!
Joke #17495
Q: Does a cat have nine lives?
A: Yes, but sometimes it has Tender Vittles, Friskies, or Puss in Boots!
Joke #17494
Q: What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs and barcon!
Joke #17493
LOSER: “Why do you call your dog ‘Fried Egg’?”
MR. IDIOT: “Because he rolls over easy!”
Joke #17492
GUY: “How can that dictionary help you over the stream?”
MAN: “Because it’s a-bridged!”
first-aid kitty
first-aid kitty – n. a cat who’s joined the Red Cross
gigglepuss
gigglepuss – n. what you get when you cross a cat with a hyena
sourpuss
sourpuss – n. a cat who likes to eat lemons
Joke #17488
1ST CAT: “How are you feline today?”
2ND CAT: “Not really up to scratch!”
Joke #17487
Q: What word best describes the cat who went through college with an “A” average?
A: Purr-fect!
Joke #17486
Q: Why do most people like cats?
A: They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
Joke #17485
Q: Why do cats prefer milk?
A: It’s purr-fectly delicious!
Joke #17484
1ST MAILMAN: “Did that dog bite you hard?”
2ND MAILMAN: “He did a first-class job!”
Joke #17483
1ST MAILMAN: “A dog bit me on the leg this morning!”
2ND MAILMAN: “Did you put anything on it?”
1ST MAILMAN: “No, he liked it plain.”
Joke #17482
Q: What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
A: Any bloodhound!