Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah ghost in the house?
Joke #17684
Q: What did they call the two little twin ghosts that rang all the doorbells on Halloween?
A: Dead ringers!
Joke #17683
Q: What do ghost babies wear on their feet?
A: BOO-tees!
Joke #17682
Q: What song do ghost children like best?
A: “A Haunting We Will Go!”
Joke #17681
Q: How do ghost babies cry?
A: BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo!
Joke #17680
Ghost: “Doctor, why am I so lonely?”
Doctor: “Because you’ve got no body!”
Joke #17679
Q: Did the doctor know the ghost was sick?
A: Yes, he was dead certain!
Joke #17678
Q: Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor?
A: He had an in-groan toenail!
Joke #17677
Q: What kind of doctor does a ghost go to?
A: A witch doctor!
Joke #17676
Ghost: “Doctor, I feel faint!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess you do. You’re white as a sheet!”
Joke #17675
Q: Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet?
A: So she could keep her ghoulish figure!
Joke #17674
Q: Why did the doctor tell the sad ghosts to take lots of rides in an elevator?
A: He thought it would raise their spirits!
Joke #17673
Q: Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor’s office?
A: She didn’t want to get her boo-ster shot!
Joke #17672
Nurse: “Doctor, there’s a ghost in your waiting room!”
Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him!”
moantain
moantain – n. the kind of mountain you moan at when you realize you have to climb it