Q: Why does everybody like to get together at the local hamburger joint?
A: It’s a perfect meating place!
Joke #17759
Q: Why did the young man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough!
Joke #17758
Q: Why did the doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Joke #17757
Q: Why did the audience throw eggs to the actor?
A: Because ham and eggs go well together.
Joke #17756
Q: Why did the jelly roll?
A: It saw the apple turn over!
Joke #17755
Q: Why wouldn’t the lemon help the orange?
A: It could sour their friendship!
Joke #17754
Q: What fruit is on a nickel?
A: A date!
Joke #17753
Q: What do we know about the insides of cherries?
A: They’re the pits!
Joke #17752
Q: What is the best way to raise strawberries?
A: With a spoon!
Joke #17751
Q: What food can never become heavyweight champion of the world?
A: The lollipop — it always gets licked!
Joke #17750
Q: How do you make a raspberry swirl?
A: Send it to ballet school!
Joke #17749
Q: Which candy can’t get anywhere on time?
A: Choco-late!
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Joke #17747
Q: Why are burgers fast food favorites in Hollywood?
A: They get all the meaty rolls (roles)!
Joke #17746
Q: Which famous poet invented French fries?
A: Edgar Allen Poe-tato!