Q: Who wears a hat with bells and makes John McEnroe laugh?
A: Tennis Court Jester
Joke #17911
Q: Why do boxing announcers make good storytellers?
A: They give blow-by-blow accounts.
Joke #17910
Q: What do you hear when you cross a fighter with a telephone?
A: A boxing ring.
Joke #17909
Q: What do you get when you cross a boxer with orange juice?
A: Fruit punch.
Joke #17908
Q: What did the football coach say when he learned his piggy bank was stolen?
A: “I want my quarter back!”
Joke #17907
Q: What did the football coach say when the giant dropped the ball?
A: “Fe-fi-fo-fumble!”
Joke #17906
Q: Who lives in a church bell tower and plays football?
A: The halfback of Notre Dame
Joke #17905
Q: What vegetable has the highest batting average?
A: Veggie Jackson.
Joke #17904
Q: How did the mermaid convince the ballplayer to join her in the ocean?
A: She told him there were 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Joke #17903
Q: What’s the difference between a good sportsman and an umpire?
A: One plays by the rules, the other rules on the plays.
Joke #17902
Q: What do you call the player behind home plate on an all St. Bernard baseball team?
A: The dog catcher.
Joke #17901
Q: What happened to the baseball player who was late for dinner?
A: His wife threw him out at home.
Joke #17900
CANNIBAL SON: “Can I eat the batter, mom?”
CANNIBAL MOM: “Yes, but only if he strikes out.”
Joke #17899
CANNIBAL FATHER: “Well, how did your team do today?”
CANNIBAL SON: “We creamed them.”
CANNIBAL FATHER: “In the finals?”
CANNIBAL SON: “No, in the main course.”
Joke #17898
Q: What’s blue and cuddly, and you can play baseball on it?
A: Astro-Smurf