SCIENCE TEACHER: “Can cats see better at night?”
CLASS CLOWN: “Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight.”
Joke #18122
Q: What kind of exams do cannibals like?
A: Taste tests.
Joke #18121
Q: What happened to the cannibal who ate his teacher?
A: He had to cook with substitutes.
Joke #18120
Q: What did the bad tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: “Fill me in when you get back.”
Joke #18119
Q: Why was the little kid afraid to go to the dentist?
A: He was gum shy.
Joke #18118
Q: How are bad teeth like Thanksgiving turkeys?
A: They both need a lot of filling.
Joke #18117
MOTHER: “Has your bad tooth stopped aching?”
BOBBY: “I don’t know. The dentist kept it.”
Joke #18116
Q: What would you get if you crossed Novocaine with a skeleton?
A: A numbskull.
Joke #18115
Q: What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
A: Molar coasters.
Joke #18114
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: “This won’t hurt a byte.”
Joke #18113
Q: What’s big and scary and fills cavities?
A: Dentist the Menace.
Joke #18112
Q: Why wasn’t Eve afraid of getting the measles?
A: Because she already Adam.
Joke #18111
Q: What nursery rhyme camel had swollen glands?
A: Humpty Mumpty.
Joke #18110
Q: Who comes down the hospital chimney once a year and fills the stockings with bandages?
A: Santa Gauze.
Joke #18109
Q: What do good doctors and obedient dogs have in common?
A: They both know how to heal (heel).