Q: What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and an answering machine repairman?
A: A Boy Scout’s motto is: “Be Prepared.” An answering machine repairman’s motto is: “Beep Repaired.”
Joke #18352
Q: What’s the difference between the Coast Guard and an old wreck?
A: The Coast Guard goes to sea, and old wreck ceases to go.
Joke #18351
Q: What’s the difference between prospectors and butchers?
A: Prospectors stake their claims, butchers claim their steaks.
Joke #18350
Q: What has four wheels and diaper rash?
A: A baby in a shopping cart.
Joke #18349
Q: What’s a pig’s favorite fairy tale?
A: Hansel and Gruntel.
Joke #18348
Q: What fairy tale tells about a wooden puppet who wears cloth diapers?
A: Safety Pin-ochio.
Joke #18347
Q: What do baby ships like after a nighttime story?
A: Someone to lug them into bed.
Joke #18346
MOE: “My uncle’s a farmer and a pool player.”
JOE: “I guess he has to mind his peas and cues.”
Joke #18345
WILL: “Why are you grounded?”
BILL: “I tried to fill my father’s shoes.”
WILL: “Did you succeed?”
BILL: “Yes, I filled them with tacks.”
Joke #18344
Q: What did the accountant do in the circus?
A: He juggled the books.
Joke #18343
Q: Why did the shy conductor stand with his back to the orchestra?
A: He couldn’t face the music.
Joke #18342
Q: Why did the limo driver leave his job after five years?
A: He had nothing to chauffeur (show for) it.
Joke #18341
Q: What did Snow White like to read to the dwarfs at night?
A: Short stories.
Joke #18340
Q: What do you call a fairy tale about a white frog who lives with a bunch of dwarfs?
A: Snow Wart.
Joke #18339
Q: What did Chicken Little say when the pig pen fell over?
A: “The sty is falling, the sty is falling!”