badcib – v. to win a free bread maker after enrolling for a free 90-day membership to a cooking club
kundalini
kundalini – n. a prestigious non-accredited university
revof
revof – n. 200 dollars in free gas, obtained through a spam e-mail
balgaintl
balgaintl – n. a spam e-mail telling you how good they are at spamming, and how you should use them to spam your product
Quote #21045
“Its an all natural relationship enhancer (via sex)! Men remember those youthful days when all an attractive girl had to do was come close and you would erupt intoa steel pole erections! (Depending on where you were it could have been embarrassing!)”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21044
“I’ve had fantastic sex, but this stuff made me feel like I had rockets shooting out everywhere . . . rockets!!!”
– from a spam e-mail
foht
foht – n. a spam e-mail that tells you how to remove at least 4 times, like they want you to remove them. It is most likely a trap.
Quote #21040
“Hey my name is Nikki
im 19 yrs..I am half Guyanese and half Brazilian
I go to Georgetown University
Cum check out my site that is helping me pay for college
We have many pixs of my friends and im in the international section of our site
CUM CHECK OUT OUR HOT PIXS”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21037
“YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! What do we mean by process? It’s simple…
FIRST: You will neatly fold the provided pre-printed single-sided (8 1/2 by 11 inch) pamphlets into thirds [The pamphlet that you will be processing will be provided to you and will be printed on regular 20 lb. (8-1/2 by 11) inch paper].
SECOND: You will neatly insert the folded pamphlets into the provided pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes [These envelopes will be mailed directly to your home or apartment with customers’ names & addresses already printed on the envelopes along with postage already affixed to the envelopes].
THIRD: Lick and seal these envelopes and then drop them back into the regular US Mail, directly out to the customers.
It’s that simple!”
– from a spam e-mail
Ridiculous Spam Mail #21036
I am a 40 year old male. I take viagra. I can admit it. I think it is the best thing since sliced bread!!!
Why go through the embaressment of going to a Doctors office? Why hand the prescription to that cute little woman behind the order
counter? All the employees working there know why you are there.We can fill your prescription on line, quietly and confidentially.
And we will take care of everything. I promise you it WORKS!!! You will feel like a kid again!!!All you do is take it 30 minutes before the time you are planning an intimate moment with your partner, and then BAM, you are READY! You are more confident, self assured, relaxed.It takes no effort to maintain an erection. I love it, and you will too!
Ridiculous Spam Mail #21035
Hello davepoobond
The “aol.com” part of your email address is owned by someone else and is known as a Domain name. You will have davepoobond@aol as long as you subscribe and pay each month. You never really own your email address, someone else does. You just rent it.
Now, you have the opportunity to OWN your email address and Domain name, keep it forever!
Examples of what you can be bob@Smith.com, john@JonesFamily.com, pres@SmithInc.com, or whatever you choose.
This means you can have as many email accounts as you like for yourself, friends, employees, and family. You can even have a web site! (but you don’t have to)
Create a domain for yourself, family, company, home business or give it as a gift.
Click here to see if your name is available with no obligation.
There are so many good names available, but they’re going fast.
Quote #21034
“6 Dessert Flavored Lip Shades, a $42 value, yours for just $8.95.”
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“Every sensational lip color is a calorie-free explosion of taste.”
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“Aloe Vera and Vitamin E keep lips moisturized and conditioned, while tasting incredibly delicious.”
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“Flavors include: Black Forest Cake, Vanilla Icing, Strawberry Cheesecake, Cherry Tart, Berries & Cream and Plum Pudding”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21033
“‘For the first time in years I am able to enjoy sex as much as my husband. ?He says the feelings during sex remind him of when we were first married.’ Wendy – 51 years old”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21032
“‘I thought I knew sexual pleasure before, but I have never in my life ?experienced such an incredible orgasm. Thank you so much for this?incredible product. My life will never be the same again.’ -Sherry, Las Vegas, NV”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21031
“Ever since the launch of Viagra™, women all over the world have been asking? ‘Where’s mine?'”
– from a spam e-mail