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Quote #21470

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“I wish I was as good as I wish I was”

– princess

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Bad Submissions

Bad Submission #21469

May 15, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted through the Other submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Dec 18 2003 / 10:47:33

name = Napolean
email = napoleandude@
use_email = no
type = what names mean
title = what names mean
submission =

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Quote #21468

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Dude, don’t smoke the cake mix!”

– Melissa

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Quotes

Quote #21467

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“monkeys dont eat seeds at noon.”

– nobby

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Quotes

Quote #21466

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“gooba gooba muuba”

– nobby

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Quotes

Quote #21465

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“that sucks the sweat off dead dogs balls”

– jeff

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Quotes

Quote #21464

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“your head looks like a big steamy tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd and whoever reads this ,this goes out to you but your lovely really cos i lied out of my big hairy anus crack (YAY i love cracks)well bum cracks to stick my big hairy beaver up and give en a good old rodgering but im not gay”

– jezza

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(C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21463

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?

A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.

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(C) Racist Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21462

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?

A: Hang him in the backyard.

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(C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21461

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?

A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.

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(C) Racist Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21460

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?

A: Throw them a basketball.

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(C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes

Joke #21459

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?

A: A monkey shit in his face.

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(C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21458

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?

A: A dead smelly baby.

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Hate Mail, Fan Mail/Hate Mail

Hate Mail #21457

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted: Dec 06 2003 / 22:54:31

name = Racist damn crap heads…
email = candies4marion@
use_email = no
qjoke = Q: What do you call a racist person? A: You

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(C) Sick Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #21456

May 15, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you get into a fox hole?

A: Lift its tail.

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