So, I didn’t know until I tried to download something, but downloads weren’t working!
But now they do! Hooray!
Woulda been nice if someone told me but I guess it doesn’t matter.
iwantakazoonowium
iwantakazoonowium – n. a rare disease in which people need kazoos or they die
Facebook Message #21483: davepoobond -> Abegail
davepoobond gets a friend request from some random person named Abegail. davepoobond sends a message to this person to figure out if he knows her (which he knows he doesn’t.)
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davepoobond: do i know you?
Abegail: im sorry about ur ask im not do
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And, not surprisingly, their profile was deleted since it was probably a spammer.
Quote #21482
“Hardy rock & roll slam a fifth smoke a bowl for all those preps who think their cool think again ’cause STONERS RULE!”
– tok-a
Quote #21481
“dont drink bleach.”
– mary
Quote #21480
“*ouch!!! ur gonna need some ice cuz u just got burrrrrned!*”
– coke~n~chips
Quote #21479
“Go eat some cheese.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #21478
“Waiter, there’s a hair in my sushi!”
– Boxtop11
Quote #21477
“HONK IF YOU LOVE NOODLES!”
– Boxtop11
Quote #21476
“SO THE SONG WAS GOING RUM RUM AND I WAS LIKE WTF”
– Boxtop11
Quote #21475
“god made land god made sea god needed a princess so he created me”
– miss sxc
Joke #21474
Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family.”
Quote #21473
“i’m happy-pappy the otter of squirrels,tofu,and shiny stuff of DOOM!”
– happy the otter
Quote #21472
“I can obtain my self”
– princess
Quote #21471
“I feel so discluded”
– princess