axeident – n. an accident involving an axe
awmpsi
awmpsi – adj. to not know where your sprinkler controls are after being sprayed by your sprinkler system
awealexa
awealexa – v. to spend the rest of your life in a men’s restroom
awaa
awaa – adj. to have 3 buttholes
avodeh
avodeh – n. a gift certificate to IHOP <see IHOP>
aviri
aviri – n. a paper pirate hat
aveneneke
aveneneke – n. clothes that are left in the middle of the freeway or street
aveeno
aveeno – v. to smoke 100 joints in one smokeout session
auucac
auucac – v. to burn a fortune in $10,000 bills
automail
automail – n. automatic mail
aunemuze
aunemuze – v. to pick up a golden dollar
auliff
auliff – adv. to know, or have known at one time, a man from Nantucket
aujaxion
aujaxion – v. to wake up because of a sound your computer makes
auhomt
auhomt – v. to make a BLT and eat it using only your feet
auhoc
auhoc – v. to put your tounge on your forehead