discomfart – n. the feeling one gets when trying to hold in a particularly high pressure emission
discomboobalation
discomboobalation – v. an operation to take off a girl’s boobs so that they can put them on a male duck
Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez – n. a sexual activity in which a guy fucks a girl in the ass, and then wipes the shit all over her face
dirt cancer
dirt cancer – n. the disease in which you get cancer from dirt
dirt
dirt – n. any female that is hot or that is a slut or that gets on the dance floor and twerks their ass.
Ex. You lil dirt!! Get your little dirt ass on the floor and twerk something you lil dirt. Dirts make penises happy.
dipe
dipe – n. a stack of unwanted receipts
dinn
dinn – v. to be run over by a duck.
Ex. The man was dinned in a parking lot
dinglewash
dinglewash – v. to take a dump and the water from the toilet splashes up from a smaller more dense turd and dampens the gooch
ding-dong-ditchlong
ding-dong-ditchlong – n. a medical condition caused by playing Ding Dong Ditch too many times
;} stubbing your finger on a doorbell
dinazc
dinazc – n. the time right after finishing reading a book, with a stupid recollection of what you read. Usually takes about 10 seconds. Patting the book, like its a friend, is also common
dinan
dinan – n. yellow sawdust
dimartino
dimartino – n. a chipmunk-sounding rap song
dimanshipteng
dimanshipteng – n. when a girl releases her vaginal fluids all over the place and makes you lick it up
dimanch
dimanch – v. to scoop up a town’s clock tower with a helicopter
dilso
dilso – n. a shitload of piss