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five thousand dollars

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

five thousand dollars ($5000) – n. the amount of money Sharon Turner was going to take from her (lazy) son’s college fund and give to me, so I could move over 700 miles to her town so I could do her married, cheating ass every week..

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fishvoc

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fishvoc – n. a gay fisherman

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fishvocfishermannoungay
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firthis

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

firthis – n. a gum made out of pure hair

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fiora

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fiora – v. to kiss an egg

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Finny

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Finny – n. a god of people that can be seen as trucks from a distance

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fimmoy

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fimmoy – n. a guy teacher that wears a tutu to school everyday

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teachertutufimmoyschoolnoun
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fimam

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fimam – v. to spray paint your cell phone

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filliponi

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

filliponi – n. a pony that hasn’t pooed for quite some time

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fignbump

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fignbump – v. to fart excessively while running in the presence of a figure of high authority

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fiidanc

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fiidanc – n. a garbage disposal that is just a pig

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figueroqa

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

figueroqa – n. a big naked man covered in powdered sugar

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figjam

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

figjam – Contraction. contraction for “fuck I’m good just ask me”

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fifeheye

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fifeheye – n. an orgasm in your throat

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throatfifeheyeorgasmnoun
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fick

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fick – n. a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.

Ex. What the fick.

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fibbacage

August 10, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fibbacage – n. a lying lettuce

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