Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb
and she kept trying to fuck it.
Everywhere that Mary went,
the lamb kept licking her cunt.
Quote #21794
“stick that up ya pipe and smoke it, itll smell… like… a… FFAAARRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!! AiAiAiAiAi!!!”
– special fart
Quote #21793
“PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT… aaaa…”
– special fart
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792
Mary had a little lamb
One day it ate a dart
The lamb wasn’t harmed
Until it had to fart.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791
Mary had a little lamb
Until she farted on it!
Quote #21790
“ha ha… I made a fart!”
– special fart
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21789
Mary had a little sheep,
and with that sheep
she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21788
Mary had a little lamb.
It had lots of fleas
And every where that Mary went
They always had to leave.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21787
Mary had a little lamb.
She put it in the cooker,
Turned to 180 degrees,
And burnt the little fucker!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21786
Mary had a little lamb.
She took it to a wedding
Ttied it to a lamp post
And kicked its fucking head in
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785
Mary is a retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge!
Mary is so retarded,
She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784
Mary had a short-term memory,
Short-term memory,
Short-term memory!
And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,
She already forgot!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21783
Mary had a little squirrel,
Little swirl,
It gonna hurl!
Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782
Mary had a little lamb.
It’s fleas were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
The fleas were sure to go.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21781
Mary had a little lamb.
It was a little good’un!
It piddled in the frying pan.
And spoilt the Yorkshire Puddin.