haventoblua – n. an arse sucking poofter
Ex. The haventoblua was eating chimp arse while fucking an apple.
;} v. to eat an apple while sucking someone’s arse.
Havana Omelet
Havana Omelet – n. a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo-cough with an astaire <see escapee, camo-cough, and astaire>
haugeerf
haugeerf – n. a poor fat skank you licks her nipples and sucks her toes with jelly and penis cream also while thinking “I really wish Matt was here”
hathout
hathout – n. a group of people that get tattoos and talk about plastic surgery
hatfi
hatfi – n. a paper clip necklace
hatamoto
hatamoto – n. a pineapple with hot dogs sticking out of it, and hot dogs surrounding the base of it
hassam
hassam – n. a bowl of eakins <see eakin>
hashbrown hair
hashbrown hair – n. hair that looks like hashbrowns
hashbrown
hashbrown – n. a shit that’s really hairy on the exterior like shit from a bloke’s hairy arse
harvick
harvick – v. to scramble to find misplaced receipts and invoices
hartar
hartar – n. pudding in a hair dryer
harringtoe
harringtoe – n. a hairy ring toe
harquebus
harquebus – v. to get a panda suit instead of a Santa suit
Harley
Harley – n. an over-priced piece of crap, usually owned by an asshole
;} proof that the most expensive doesn’t mean it’s the best
harlebequemk
harlebequemk – v. to beat an old lady with a skateboard