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heylookatoiletmonster

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

heylookatoiletmonster – n. a dead bee floating on a raft in the middle of Lake George on a warm Tuesday evening.

Ex. Whoa, a heylookatoiletmonster.

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Lake GeorgeheylookatoiletmonsterTuesdaynoun
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hexstat

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hexstat – v. to use an egg timer only as a bell, defeating its timer purpose

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hevzay

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hevzay – n. a shrine devoted to Dacky

Ex.  Some would say that Squackle itsef is a hevzay.

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heven

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

heven – v. to fight an intergalactic war with waffles, sausages, and other breakfast meats

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hetuem

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hetuem – v. to back-flip off a mannequin

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hetiquete

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hetiquete – v. to choose hot pockets over sex

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hetiquetehot pocketfoodverbsex
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hesslet

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hesslet – v. to dye an old mans hair black when he is asleep, then murdering him with a spork

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hesse

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hesse – v. to put a calder over your eyes <see calder>

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herzberg

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

herzberg – v. to hump a computer

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herschburg

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

herschburg – v. to play cards during a fire

Ex. The kids in Die Hard With a Vengeance were herschburging.

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hermer

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hermer – adj. another way to say “weird”

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herlong

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

herlong – n. a measurement that equals 12 furlongs

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herjeeq

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

herjeeq – n. a computer made of eyelashes

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Herban Delgado A.K.A Peely Dick

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Herban Delgado A.K.A Peely Dick – n. a sick mother fucker whoms dick is peeled and tells his freinds its a sign of puberty.

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hentai

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hentai – n. Japanese animated porn

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