jampro – n. a bowel movement performed by Satan.
Ex. I haven’t seen anything so hideous since the jampro of ’66. You can’t spell pro without jampro….
jameteca
jameteca – n. the happy goodness of all Jamaicans (cause they can smoke pot, legally)
James Otis
James Otis – n. a great patriot leader, because he went insane. He made a slogan that rhymes which was “No taxation without representation.” He was also a lawyer, writer, and a speaker. In 1771, he had a lot of fun by walking down the streets of Boston and firing pistols at people and breaking windows.
James King
James King – n. an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter gaybod who thinks he’s hard but really starts crying every time he gets hit by a football.
Ex. You’re a James King
jamenica
jamenica – n. a wannabe Jamaican
jakub
jakub – v. to skydive with no parachute
jajow
jajow – n. a TV show about laxatives
jajook
jajook – v. to play bloody knuckles with a garbage can
jainui
jainui – n. a bleeding pickle
jailbreak
jailbreak – n. (Used in conjunction with escapee) when forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine guns pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred <see escapee>
jahkara
jahkara – n. the combination of a chibi jackie and a sharah to use their forces against evil by means of a lint roller
jadnbueo
jadnbueo – n. a lesbian LEGO
jadfa
jadfa – adj. misplaced in space
Ex. My beer is probably jadfa.
jadeu
jadeu – n. a dumb fucker named blowthetoad
jackhole
jackhole – n. more than a jackass, more than an asshole — he’s a jackhole.
Ex. That jackhole just stole my parking space!