Deck the halls with poison ivy!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Set the teacher’s hair on fire!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Break a window, pop a tire!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tease the season to be naughty!
Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jingle Bells Song #21902
Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!
Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore
O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times
I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!
Jingle Bells Song #21901
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the snow I go
Getting stung by bees
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN
Jingle Bells Song #21900
Bowser’s in the kitchen,
Yoshi’s in the hall,
Mario’s in the bathroom peeing on a wall
Beer Makes You Hot
#21897: Evil Hell Cow -> davepoobond
Evil Hell Cow:
davepoobond: wow
Evil Hell Cow: I want that man 🙁
davepoobond: :-!
Evil Hell Cow: Not the woman… the booze
Evil Hell Cow: if it could do that for me…..
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: make you into a hot woman?
Evil Hell Cow: ….no
Evil Hell Cow: make other women into hot women!
#21896: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname:
Ofgggfq
==dccb
stimpyismyname: whats that a picture of
davepoobond: you being stupid
stimpyismyname: >:o
#21895: janiekishiazg -> davepoobond
janiekishiazg: im soo bad … come spank me!
davepoobond: ok
janiekishiazg: hey 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: how are you , are you busy? ? 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: oohh ok well I saw ur online wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course 😉 … i am 😉
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: ok well 😉 ..just go here babe (spam url here), just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …
davepoobond: is this reality
janiekishiazg: can you see ME??? … 😉 very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big
orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: i just came out of an ass
janiekishiazg: mindy
davepoobond: who
janiekishiazg: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… (spam url here) here it is just in case you didnt get it 🙂
davepoobond: who are you
davepoobond: who is your daddy and what does he do
janiekishiazg: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol
davepoobond: yes i did
davepoobond: show me that pussy
janiekishiazg: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo
davepoobond: what do you mean
davepoobond: are you leaving
janiekishiazg: punch my kitten 😉
davepoobond: i thought you said you wanted to chat
janiekishiazg: k
Downloads Fixed Again
So I spent the better part of the past two hours trying to figure out why the downloads didn’t work.
The only way I could force them to work was by manually inputting the URL to the file for each download on the site. I have no idea why it won’t just work automatically, so it will add one more step to the download-addition process… but at least it works. For now.
date rape
date rape – n. forceful sexual contact with an unwilling partner, usually preceded by social interaction or foreplay
dark meat
dark meat – n. a slang term referring to a black male or female
daisy chain
daisy chain – n. a sexual activity in which several people stimulate each other’s genitals simultaneously.
dacryphilia
dacryphilia – n. sexual arousal from the tears of your partner
New Server!
Hey everyone!
The past couple days I moved Squackle over to a new server. I think everything is working fine now after a few hours of it not being fine.
I am now on a server that has unlimited space and unlimited bandwidth! That means I can do… lots of stuff I wasn’t originally planning on doing so soon.
The reason behind me moving was because my old host was apparently shutting down on September 1st. They say there were many “announcements” of this happening but I saw none of it in any of my email inboxes, only in the off-chance in an unanswered support ticket from them.
So, I’m just glad I caught it in time, and it forced me to move over to a seemingly better server.
A couple of things that are going to happen now that there is unlimited space:
The caching system will reset every week now instead of whenever I get the opportunity to click it since now I have unlimited space, I can leave all the cached pages around. I don’t usually do a lot of site-wide updates anyway, so this should decrease load times considerably.
Pictures are now a possibility of showing up in updates more often.
I may host videos.
I may host other web sites/blogs (maybe)
Some other shit.
#21886: TommyLinthurst -> davepoobond
On Last.fm, this guy TommyLinthurst, asked to be my friend so I said yes and he sends me the following messages:
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TommyLinthurst: Hey, thanks for becoming a friend!
this is NOT spam. I just seriously think you’ll be interested.
Please check out my band’s latest EP called “1991” to listen to some kickass Rock! If you really like it, then go to <url here> and download it absolutely for FREE!!
You see, I manage the band, and there’s no other way of promoting them, so sorry if it was annoying.
Spread the word & Thanks a lot! This music needs to be heard!
Tommy
davepoobond: i’m not entirely sure what your definition of “not spam” is but “unwanted advertisements via the internet” are considered spam.
TommyLinthurst: alright, whatever. you just missed a good band.
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Fuck you Tommy. Get off your lazy ass and promote at shows like a normal band does.