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Penis Pirate

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Penis Pirate – n. a pirate that straps on a dildo, instead of a patch, on their eye

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penis licker

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

penis licker – n. Jacob Sooter is this.

Ex. Man did you see penis licker at Uniques last night?

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Penis

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Penis – n. a very good thing

;} something that’s fun to stick up a girl’s butt

;} something only smart people have

;} something Gregory Bach and Kevin O’Connell don’t have, but they like to suck them

;} the women’s balls.

Ex. I love to suck on penises.

Ex. My penis is huge.

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penink

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

penink – v. to racially discriminate against a monkey

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penicell

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

penicell – v. to give birth through your penis

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pendrith

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pendrith – n. a boyfriend or girlfriend that is a duck

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pendleton

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pendleton – n. a lemon that is 52 ft long and 33 ft high

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penciless box

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

penciless box – n. a pencil box with no pencils

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penciless

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

penciless – adj. to be without a pencil or pencils

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PEMDASBSF

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

PEMDASBSF – Acronym. Acronym for Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally Because She Farted

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pem

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pem – n. a barrel full of hair

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pelwyemu

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pelwyemu – v. to scream “poop” when you poop a piece of poop

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pelru

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pelru – n. round pearly white… SHIT

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peipou

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

peipou – n. a unique, digital life form

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peiper

August 27, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

peiper – v. to buy your own parts and ask a mechanic to put them in AKA to be an asshole

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