cosirno – n. a banned cell phone app
doso
doso – n. a gay guy who has to go into the women’s section to buy all of his clothing
Quote #22177: Not an Equal Opportunity Dater
** DO NOT EMAIL ME ..IM NOT INTO SPANISH , MEXICAN , OR BLACK GUYS!!! IM ONLY INTO WHITE GUYS!! YOU HEAR? SO SICK OF YOU GUYS EMAILING ME ASKING ME WHAT MY PROBLEM IS WITH NOT LIKING ANY OTHER TYPE OF GUYS THEN WHITE GUYS!! I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO U . DO NOT EMAIL ME!!! Thanks***
– from a girl’s dating profile
Ridiculous Spam Mail #22175
Subject: Visit the Russia! Without clothes..
I was at the farm and suddenly saw William Blunk putting arm up the horses asrse, till his elbow.
Have you seen anything like that?
Just take a close look at that shit:
<insert link>
Tell me please, if you, pervert, really want to follow me, next time I go outside the town!
Ridiculous Spam Mail #22174
Subject: Why?
Hi.
Are you looking for a bride? Maybe I’m the that interest you!
My name is Karina and last name is Kuzmina. I live in Kaluga. I am a nice “kitten” with an interesting personality. You can see for yourself in my photos. I am 23 years. I have a good education and a profession favorite. I adore to go skating. I like communicating with my friends, discussing all aspects of living.
I have light hair and brown eyes and would love to write letters with good man. Oh, I can speak for hours about my ideal match and how I see relations with my true love. If you dream you meet me then contact me communicating with me is easy and fun and you will never be bored with me.
Hate Mail #22173
In response to https://squackle.com/22014/screwed-up-chronicles/knights-of-mayhem-tv-show-review/
Someone had shared the post with their friend “Ron” and he had sent this back as a response to me…
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From: Ron
Subject: Re: [Shared Post] Knights of Mayhem (TV Show) Review
I’m willing to bet that the guy that wrote this is a un-muscled, non-competative type that has never risked anything other than his opinion, his verbal diaria, or his know-it-all attitude all his life. So men who climb mountains, run rapids, play footbal for free, jump horses, ride in Rodio’s must all be
losers in this guys book. Guess we must add hockey players to the mix. Some men love challenge. If I was still the man I used to be, I’d jump at the chance to do this, just to be able to sit at a table with the kind of men that have the kind of balls to try and do it. That’s whats clearly missing
in the man that wrote the critique. Ron
ehtractive
ehtractive – adj. a word used to describe someone who is “sort of attractive.”
Quote #22170
“I have no doubt he loves you because he has chosen you to be his life, and special partner, and wife, for the rest of his life.”
– the preacher dude in a wedding video davepoobond is editing
Quote #22169
“I can’t stand the words VAGINA and UNDERWEAR. I ask way too many questions because I always want to know why. I have a big heart. I can make 30 minute brownies in 20. I can’t parallel park and refuse to learn. :)”
– a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22168
“I have the confidence of the hot tall blonde with DDs even tho I’m a petite 5’2” brunette (but always wearing heels) and love my small boobies.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22167
“Oh and pps if you really want to talk to me, talk to Me, don’t try to go hit on my friends after you meet or see them. Cuz I will drop you just like the economy, I’m just sayin.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22164
“Now, as Peter’s older brother, umm… I’m basically known him since he was born. Basically his entire life.”
– Paul, Peter’s brother. From a wedding video davepoobond was editing.
Quote #22162
About Me:
“WELL MY NAME iS STEFANiE MANY OF MY FRiENDS CALL ME STEFFiEPOOH OR STEFFiE. iM iN LOVE WiTH ANYTHiNG THAT HAS 2 DO WiTH CUPCAKES. i HAVE WHAT i CONSiDER A NiCE BODY. i HAVE CURVES iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES. iVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE DATiNG GAME FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS JUST GOT OUT OF A SERiOUS RELATiONSHiP. AT THE MOMMENT iM NOT LOOKiNG 2 JUMP iN2 A RELATiONSHiP BUT i DO WANNA JUST KiCK iT WiTH SOMEONE KOOL NO JUDGEMENTS AND MAYBE THEN iT CAN LEAD 2 MORE. i AM WORKiNG ON MYSELF. BEEN THRU ALOT LATELY. i LOVE 2 WORK OUT. iTS BECOMiNG A PART OF ME. i AM 420 FRiENDLY. PLEASE ONCE AGAiN iF U DONT AGREE WiTH PPL WHO SMOKE WEED THEN JUST KEEP MOViN ON CUZ NOT EVERYONE WHO SMOKES iS BAD OR A TROUBLEMAKER OR A LOSER. i LOVE 2 BE OUTDOORS. i LOVE 2 CUDDLE AND SPEND TiME WiTH FRiENDS AND FAMiLY. i LOVE ALL SORTS OF MUSiC EXCEPT SPANiSH…SORRY NOTHiNG PERSONAL JUST iSNT MY STYLE. DONT MiND iF YOU DO THO :] HONESTLY iM JUST TAKiNG TiME 2 FiND MYSELF AND GET MY LiFE TOGETHER. iVE GROWN UP ALOT AND iVE RELiZED WHATS iMPORTANT. WANNA KNOW MORE HIT ME UP…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22161
Joe and Je’von are in different rooms, but close enough where they can yell at each other.
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Joe: Hey! ……………….What are you doing?
Je’von: My makeup.
Joe: What are you doing??
Je’von: My makeup!
Joe: What are you doing??
Je’von: MY MAKEUP!
Joe: What?
Je’von: MY MAKEUP! I SAID IT THREE TIMES!
Joe: ……………your makeup?
– at davepoobond’s house
Quote #22158
First Date:
“Beat each other up or something”
– a girl’s dating profile