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Category Archives: Site Updates
Updates from the past and future.
UPDATE 2-22-05
davepoobond: For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here’s an update. Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs. <insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares about making money and taking it out of your pocket>
Soup Nazi: Don’t get MySpace. You’ll be consumed.
Elias: Squackle’s nice and all, but I’d like Squackle a lot better if it gave me blowjobs.\
Nose: i’m not inspired at the moment, i’ve found employment as a hospital orderly
stimpyismyname: push off contact push off
February 22, 2005
Questionable Content / QC Comics – Featured comic series: Syndicate Me — Jokes Are Funny, Drugs, How Goes the Biz, Poor Me, Watch Out, Drinking, Never Laugh, This Would Be A Cool Music Video, Crazy Germans, Math is Boring, Bus Drivers are Insane, School Can Be Like TV, Dogs are Funny
Stupid IMs – Sprivenx IM 2, IrknInvaderZim IM, davepoobond IM, Lumpy IM 4, YoursTruly IM 3, davepoobond IM 35, collgehun18f165 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 4, Evil Hell Cow IM 5, Evil Hell Cow IM 6
UPDATE 1-16-05
davepoobond: well, finally a new year….and if you’re expecting any resolutions from me, you can just blow it out your rear. Why should I change according to popular opinion saying you need to change something you do at the beginning of the year and end up not having done anything about it in the end anyway? I turned 19 on the 5th of January. Hooray for me…19 is the worst age, you don’t get any more rights than you were when you were 18…same as 20, except 20 is one year away from being 21.
Soup Nazi: Poo water.
Nose: i’m afraid you lost me with the r
January 16, 2005
Dictionary – 4300 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: What Should I Write About?, davepoobond: 3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique
Stupid IMs – LilAngelGurl IM 9, Holmes IM 10, Evil Hell Cow IM 3, wangerspanker IM 6, Holmes IM 11, Evil IM, davepoobond IM 33, davepoobond IM 34, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 3, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 4, Holmes IM 12
The Screwed Up TV – I Hate Degrassi, by Return of the Dragon with an addition by davepoobond
December 24, 2004
December 18, 2004
December 17, 2004
Stories – Who Wants a Grilled Cheese Sandwich? – Grilled cheese sandwiches are dangerous.
December 15, 2004
Stories – Capitalistic Tyranny – a short story about the future.
UPDATE 12-14-04
davepoobond: you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it. This is TV Guide’s description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary adventure based on the comic book series. There are so many wrong things with this description. For one thing, seven literary characters looking for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn’t the actual movie’s plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all. BOO TV Guide.
I’m going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now. Since it takes forever to make big updates, I’m going to just put stuff up in small spurts. It’ll go by the particular day I update, and I’ll make a new update quote thing every month…let’s just see how it goes.
Soup Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN’ LOVE ME?!
December 14, 2004
Dictionary – 4200 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
The Screwed Up Country – USA: American History – an elaborate exposure to the truth, by Soup Nazi
Stupid IMs – texansfan IM, Blind Bubba IM 23, wangerspanker IM 4, wangerspanker IM 5, Blind Bubba IM 24, Automatic Man IM 6
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Gaytrix: Regayed
UPDATE 10-18-04
davepoobond: Rejoice! The Bulletin Board/Forums have become fully operational! Today is also Squackle!’s Birthday, so there is an extra special bigger-than-usual (I think) update for it’s 5th, count it, 5th birthday.
stimpyismyname: I haven’t eaten a muffin in over a year. Happy fucking birthday
Elias: Five years may not a seem like a long time, but when one realizes that it’s only 13 years away from being able to legally buy a shotgun, it seems a whole hell of a lot longer, especailly since I don’t think anyone at Squackle should be allowed to carry a shotgun.
Nose: happy birthday squackle
Soup Nazi: Fat gothic girls are like piles of rocks. You just don’t know what to do when you stare at them.
elmoisfurry: Happy mother-fucking birthday Squackle. America, FUCK YEA! and all that sort of shit. I also think that I should take over the body of some random animal (preferably a koala) and just fucking rip up a shit load of people. ‘Cause people suck. UC Davis is where its at, holla!…no, FUCK holla, and fuck your goddam conservative republican bullshit! Vote Bush out, Vote Grizzly Adams ’04
Holmes: Squackle loved me soo much that I contracted herpes. Thank you squackle!
Blind Bubba: hamburgers rock, but there is no ham in the burger
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 4100 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
NEW SECTION! The Elias Account – Higher Education, and Much, Much Higher Inebriation, Why I Hate Rap Music, Exactly How Many Brain Cells do I have to Kill Before I Find Parties Entertaining?, Hanging onto Sanity by a Very Thin Thread: Why I Despise Clothing
The Screwed Up Country – The Presidential Debates 2004
Stupid IMs – LaikDog2002 IM, LiLPrettiBoi IM, murfsurfdad IM, puppyluvingal IM, SisterDopeness IM, SpongeBobSam IM, KungPowJuggalo IM, Sprivenx IM, KungPowJuggalo IM 2
Pictures – tic tac die brainstorm, snowboarder, yale
Questionable Content / QC Comics – BLAH, Jesus, My Idol, A Schaafsma/Mr. Shaft-Man Comic
Questionable Content / Movies – Kickin It, T.P. Spells Trouble, Drag Race Disaster, Long Day At the Mall, Runaway Rescue, School House Blues, Workplace Woes, Dumbass
UPDATE 9-10-04
davepoobond: HLLO EVRONE HO R U TDY?@?! Anyhow, here’s some stuff that you might find enjoyable for the next long while…We finally have 4000 words in our dictionary now. YAY.
Also, a special shout out to all those myspace, xanga, and livejournal users who seem to like to link to the midis in our midis section to be played on their journals. Your daily use of our bandwidth makes me happy (Translation: If I ever find out who you are in real life, I’ll cut your throat). Enjoy the midis anyway! (Translation: Die.)
f roy132 loves you though…as well as everyone. In case you don’t know who she is, she’s the Mistress of the Bulletin Board, and has more posts than even I do.
Speaking of the bulletin board, it and all its parts (like downloads) will be up as soon as possible.
Elias: No, seriously, I didn’t kill a cheap, cyphalis-infected hooker, and bury her below five trashbags filled with German Shepherd shit in a dark, muggy alley. Seriously, dude, I didn’t do it.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 4000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
About Us – NEW SQUACKLE MEMBER, HOORAY. His name is Elias.
Stupid IMs – LilAngelGurl IM 8, Marie 8973 IM, Blind Bubba IM 22, AngelBabi IM, FoozBlondeSista IM, cajungirl18386 IM, beachbaby84283 IM, bethb IM, bethb IM 2
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 2, PSA: I Don’t Want It
The Screwed Up World – Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
The Screwed Up Internet – Creative Spam? You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me…
THE NEW CHAT ROOM – Chat with us hereeeeee and tell others to come tooooo
UPDATE 7-19-04
davepoobond: Hi. It has been yet another month since an update has happened…ummm….I don’t know what to say…I think I had something to say, but I forgot.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Tsenn IM 4, FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE IM, gUnsNRoses IM, Ghost5050 IM 3, Tsenn IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 8
Questionable Content / QC Comics – This Cartoon Is Stupid, Blam Guy, rab.z
Downloads / Games and Fun Thingys – Virtual Dacky
Stories – Wally 2: Wally’s Orgy – This is the Wally 2 story for Dave’s Profantiy Patch.
Songs – DuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics, Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics, The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics
Pictures – Dave Forgot to Update Squackle!, Adobe Forever, Space Bunny, Bushy Bush, I’m Vince, BUNNY, You Are a Fag, Poop Man, Mystery Inc., Pirate Day
Sub-Update 6-26-04
davepoobond: I moved some things from Screwed Up World to Screwed Up Internet. Hooray for me.
UPDATE 6-23-04
davepoobond: Well, its been a month since I updated…hmm…I graduated from High School on the 17th of June, hooray for me…
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Holmes IM 7, Evil Hell Cow IM 2, TJ the Almighty IM, Holmes IM 8, Holmes IM 9, wangerspanker IM 3, Katerina Asigiri IM, BB Organization IMs
Questionable Content / QC Comics – Blam Guy Vs. The Terminator, Sewer Boy At His Finest, If My Dog Were President
Questionable Content / Movies – Little Jonny, Stoopid Komiks 1, Stoopid Komiks 2
The Screwed Up World – 10-10-Dead, Trash Cans – The Portal to Another World, The Melon Gripe, The PS3 Theory
UPDATE 5-21-04
davepoobond: hey. I found someone that is willing to help me out with making the whole site into php. So that means it’ll be a lot better all around, and will have user names for you to log into the site, and all that good stuff.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Charger IM, Tetsuya IM 2, Evil Hell Cow IM, AddidasDragon IM, AddidasDragon IM 2, Phoenix IM 3, Phoenix IM 4, Para IM 7, Bd8Destructo5 IM
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 1, Reggie Time Episode 1, Short Film: Some Show, Movie: Boston Marathon
The Screwed Up Games – Unlimited Saga (PS2) (Rating: 3/10)
Pictures – The Godfather Rode a Yak, This Will Be U, jergkgugheispoo, Dacky Rubber Duck, Guy and Toilet, Yogurt Battle, Horse With No Name, Quitters Never Win, You Are Here
Sub-update 4-22-04
davepoobond: well, I lost the prom court nomination thing. It was rigged, I tell you! The school I go to is out to get me, I know it. Every time I had a chance to attain a special position whether it be socially or in the student body, I fail. Everyone I talked to said they had voted for me, too. That was at least 50 people, and to top it off, they said their friends and everyone they talked to said they voted for me.