“The quaint computer is over 3 years old. Its an antique”
– davepoobond
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“The quaint computer is over 3 years old. Its an antique”
– davepoobond
“‘Today was very sullen.’ Said the weather forecaster”
– davepoobond
“The Goodwill divulges their profits to charity and homeless people”
– davepoobond
Above it, there’s a comment by Mr. Dork saying: Divulge is to mean reveal a secret.
“the teacher remonstrated that the bully can’t get away without getting in trouble”
– davepoobond
“the boy had an uncanny look on his face when his mom gave him a million dollars”
– davepoobond
“overwrought with the birthday party he’s having, Little Johnny couldn’t go to sleep”
– davepoobond
“the beeper’s trill had made the guy throw up”
– davepoobond
“the timid little creature had bit Barney on the leg”
– davepoobond
“The judge had discreet, so he let the innocent man go”
– davepoobond
“I shit my knees!”
– davepoobond
“blahlbhalba”
– davepoobond
“kau-chh…”
– davepoobond
“if you start earlier, you get off earlier”
– davepoobond
“collecting fonts is like a Pokemon quest in a way”
– davepoobond
“I’m allergic to mornings”
– davepoobond