“what’s boring about women running around with sticks, huh?”
– davepoobond
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #17074
“so, I’m just playing the flute?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17073
“I came to leave”
– davepoobond
Quote #17072
“when the first black president goes into office, a comet will hit the Earth, just like in Deep Impact!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17071
“can I get some ass with that cupcake”
::gets slapped::
– davepoobond
Quote #17070
“I’ll pass on passing out…”
– davepoobond
Quote #17069
::talking about Ms. Boms who isn’t really dead::
“even from the grave, she torments us!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17068
“a man is measured only how much a man he really is by his leg hairs, …and for women that look like men, too. If you shave your legs, you may as well be a woman.”
– davepoobond
Quote #17067
“did you fart? It smells like pineapple”
– davepoobond
Quote #17066
“I look like a cottage in the woods when I put this on!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17065
“tall bitches can’t live forever!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17064
“New England won, kitty! New England won!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17063
“speakin’ of leaks, I gotta take a leak”
– davepoobond
Quote #17062
“I want a big bottle of glucose”
– davepoobond
Quote #17061
“the person in the tree is a woman!”
– davepoobond