London bridge can really talk
Really talk
Really talk
London bridge can really talk
And it says shut up!
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20377
London bridge is falling up
Falling up
Falling up
London bridge is falling up
Because it can fly!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20376
London bridge was built by a
Built by a
Built by a
London bridge was built by a
Mutant ninja turtle!
(had to put that in somewhere!)
Jimmy Cracked Corn But No One Cares
Parody of “Jimmy Crack Corn”
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Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
No one cares
No one cares
Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
So why is there a fucking song about it?
A Song That Doesn’t End
This is a song that doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end…
(Keep going until the world ends cuz you suck at singing wich won’t take long cuz you’re you!)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20373
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
With chandelier you dumbass!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20372
Boobs and buns are falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Boobs and buns are falling down
You old lady
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20371
London Bridge is upping up
Upping up
Upping up
London Bridge is upping up
What the heck does that mean?
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20370
Belgium Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Belgium bridge is falling down
Who the heck cares except the taxpayers?
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20369
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Falling down
Falling down
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Sonic beat him.
A.M.T.
Parody of the song “AC/DC – T.N.T.”
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Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
See me sit in the desk at school
From your white board at the front of the class
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
A girl to the left of me
And a guy to the right
Ain’t got no pencil
Ain’t got no eraser
Don’t you start no test
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
I’m bored, mean and not listening
I want to leave
I don’t like the teacher
Understand?
So lock up your pencils
Lock up your erasers
Lock up your pencil box
And run for the door
The man is in the back of the room
To the left, in the second row against the wall
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math!
It’s algebra! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
And I’ll fail that test! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
I’ve done this before! (Math! Math!)
AMT!
I’m doing it againnnnnnn!!!
I Have to Go to Work at 1
Parody of A*Teens – Dancing Queen.
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You can EAT, the SALADDD, I don’t care what you do with your hair
See that girl, she’s a ho, I work at one today
Friday night and I get to work
Looking out for number 1 (me)
Where they hand out prescriptions, and astroglide
You come into look for sales
Anybody could have those items
But you come in to see me, not really
With a bit of 90s music, everything is ok
Not in the mood for a dance
And when you go home…
I’m still working, I started at one, only eighteen
I work at one, feel the beat of the cash register
I can’t dance, I can’t bike or swim, its safe to say my life sucks
See that girl, there’s no way I’ll tap that ass
I’m a teaser, I make them mad
When the price isn’t the same as the one they saw
Looking for another, anyone will go
They’re in the mood to be a bastard
When they don’t get the price they want
I’m still working, I started at one, only eighteen
I work at one, feel the beat of the cash register
I can’t dance, I can’t bike or swim, its safe to say my life sucks
See that girl, there’s no way I’ll tap that ass
(fade)
Thin Mints Ballad
Thin mints!
They’re thin and they’re minty.
MINTYYYY!
The Magical Unicorn Song
I’m a magical unicorn
I have rainbow colors
And a glowing horn
We’ll have lots of fun today
Won’t you come with me and play?
All Crap
Sung to the “All That” theme song.
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This is alllll crap
This is all cra-aaaa-ap!
Yeah Yeah!
Alllll CRAP! Aaahaahaaah
This is allll crap!
This is alllll crap!
Yeah Yeah! Booommmm….