Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Category Archives: (C) Light Bulb Jokes
Joke #21344
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
Joke #21343
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
Joke #21342
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.
Joke #21341
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb?
Joke #21313
Q: How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #11713
Q: What has two arms, four legs and eats light bulbs?
A: A space creature, because he’s a light eater.
Joke #9250
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Joke #9249
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle… and one to change the bulb.
Joke #9248
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester’s credit for it!
Joke #9247
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
Joke #9246
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Joke #9245
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!!!
Joke #9244
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None; The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Joke #9243
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.