Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #21458
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?
A: A dead smelly baby.
Joke #21456
Q: How do you get into a fox hole?
A: Lift its tail.
Joke #21423
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Joke #21366
Q: What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
A: The cisterns of mercy.
Joke #21363
Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?
A: A goth in a microwave.
Joke #21362
Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby goth.
Joke #21360
Q: How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
A: None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Joke #21359
Q: How many frat boys does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: That depends on how thinly you slice them.
Joke #21358
Q: How many “New Kids on the Block” does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Only one if you throw it hard enough.
Joke #21357
Q: How many goths does it take to make a hamburger?
A: Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!
Joke #21188
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I know you can’t, I’ve cut your arms off”.
Joke #21180
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Joke #21177
A nurse walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says,
“Well, that’s great. Just great. Some asshole’s got my pen.”
Joke #21160
A baby seal walked into a club…