Q: What’s green, slimy, and comes out of your nose?
A: Milk that went down the wrong way during lunch.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #11037
Q: What do you call a hamburger restaurant where kids pick their noses?
A: Booger King.
Joke #11036
Q: Why is toejam served on a toenail considered a delicacy in some countries?
A: Because it resembles a clam on the half-shell.
Joke #11034
Q: Why did the cannibals keep the missionaries’ tents cool?
A: So their meal could be served chilled.
Joke #11032
Q: What do you call a figure skater with a chest cold?
A: Peggy phlegming.
Joke #11031
Q: What do you call a shady character with a runny nose?
A: A phlegm-flam man.
Joke #10986
Q: What condition describes a young lady throwing up?
A: Girl hurl.
Joke #10985
Q: What do you call a Mongol warlord who impales his victims and then sells them?
A: Vlad the Retailer.
Joke #10983
Q: What’s the theme song at the organ donor clinic?
A: “Liver Let Die.”
Joke #10982
Q: Why do burn victims hate hospital food?
A: It makes their skin crawl.
Joke #10981
Q: What do you get when you put infected feet inside a pair of Doc Martens?
A: Pus in boots.
Joke #10980
Q: What’s the theme song from Aliens?
A: “I’ve Got You Under My Skin.”
Joke #10979
Q: What do you call an infected animal with beady eyes who comes out only at night?
A: An opussum.
Joke #10977
Q: Why should teenagers consult a doctor before touching their pimples?
A: Improper treatment can lead to infections; besides nobody likes it when you pop them on the bathroom mirror.
Joke #10975
Q: Why should you never sneeze on someone’s school lunch?
A: The kid may start liking school lunches.