Q: What do an elephant’s raised tail and a canary in a coal mine have in common?
A: They both warn of the approach of dangerous gases.
Category Archives: (C) Sick Jokes
Joke #11064
Q: How do you know when you have too much ear wax build up?
A: Huh?? What did you say?
Joke #11060
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much salad with bleu cheese dressing?
A: He blew chunks.
Joke #11059
Q: What happened to the pitcher who had too much lunch?
A: He hurled.
Joke #11057
Q: Why is having bad breath sort of like having something hanging from your nose?
A: Sometimes even your best friends won’t tell you.
Joke #11056
Q: How is body odor like growing peaches?
A: They both come from the pits.
Joke #11053
Q: Why didn’t Ann want to go out with the boy who was always picking his nose?
A: She felt that would be scraping the bottom.
Joke #11052
Q: Why should you heed your father’s advice about picking your nose?
A: Because father nose best.
Joke #11051
Q: Should kids with head colds go to school?
A: It’s snot for me to say.
Joke #11050
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much junk food?
A: He tossed his cookies.
Joke #11049
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
Joke #11048
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Joke #11047
Q: Why should you never pick your nose and then eat it?
A: You don’t know where that finger’s been!
Joke #11046
Q: Why did the body snatcher take his victim to the top of the hotel before eating him?
A: Because everything tastes better on the Ritz.
Joke #11045
Q: What sound does a dog make when it has an upset stomach?
A: Barf, barf!