Q: Why isn’t a Martian’s nose 12 inches long?
A: Because if it were, it would be a foot!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11686
Q: There is no water on the moon, so an astronaut must wear a watch. Why?
A: Because there is a spring inside.
Joke #11685
Q: In space, when was milk the highest?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Joke #11684
Q: What steps should you take if a flying saucer chases you?
A: Long ones.
Joke #11683
Q: What kind of footwear did the Martian make from banana skins?
A: Slippers.
Joke #11682
Q: What’s green and goes up and down?
A: A Martian in an elevator.
Joke #11681
Q: Why did the Martian stand behind the donkey?
A: Someone told him he’d get a kick out of it.
Joke #11680
Q: Why did the space creature take hay to bed with him?
A: To feed his nightmare.
Joke #11679
Q: Why did the alien take a ladder to the restaurant?
A: He heard the meal was on the house.
Joke #11678
Q: What’s red, white and blue and has lots of arms?
A: A space creature carrying an American flag.
Joke #11677
Q: Why do fat space creatures wear plaid vests?
A: To keep a check on their stomachs.
Joke #11676
Q: Who makes the best lovers?
A: Spacemen. They’re out of this world!
Joke #11675
Q: On Mars what is pigskin used for mostly?
A: To hold pigs together.
Joke #11674
Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-plop?
A: A Martian laughing his head off.
Joke #11673
Q: An astronaut spent a week on the moon. He left on Wednesday and came back on the same Wednesday. How did he do it?
A: His spaceship was named Wednesday.