Q: What’s the difference between a softball and a hardball?
A: The difference between a lump and a concussion.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #12650
Q: Why is Lady Godiva considered a sports gambler?
A: She put everything she had on a horse.
Joke #12649
Q: Why do union officials make good umpires?
A: They’re always calling strikes.
Joke #12648
Q: Who holds the world’s underwater submergence record?
A: Nobody knows. He hasn’t come up yet.
Joke #12587
Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs.
Joke #12579
Q: What kind of dog would a chemistry professor have?
A: A laboratory retriever.
Joke #12478
Q: What’s the difference between an eleven-year-old girl and a fifteen-year-old girl?
A: A five-dollar difference in your phone bill.
Joke #12418
Q: Do you know what keeps the average married man from buying a color TV set?
A: …Reading the price tag in black and white.
Joke #12338
Q: What do you get if you cross a policeman with an octopus?
A: A cop with eight long arms of the law.
Joke #12266
Q: Why did they send a dancer to the moon?
A: They wanted someone who could moonwalk.
Joke #12265
Q: What don’t you want to do when your friend is being attacked by vampires?
A: Stick your neck out for him.
Joke #12264
Q: What do you call a wall where someone died at?
A: A dead end.
Joke #12171
Q: What’s race car backwards?
A: Really slow.
Joke #12123
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear with an ice hockey player?
A: I don’t know, but when it wants to score a goal, no one tries to stop it.
Joke #12122
Q: Did you hear about the golf club that excluded females from its annual tournament?
A: The board of directors claimed that they were terrible drivers.