Q: A baseball team had 45 hits, but not one man crossed home plate. Why?
A: It was a girl’s baseball team.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13256
Q: Why did the dumb-dumb refuse to throw away his broken watch?
A: Because he said it was right twice a day.
Joke #13255
Q: What did the artist, James Whistler, say when he found his mother wasn’t sitting in her rocking chair?
A: “Hey, Mom, you’re off your rocker.”
Joke #13202
Q: What do you call a formal dance for the benefit of podiatry?
A: A football, naturally.
Joke #13085
Q: Why is it hard to keep score when a loony basketball team plays a normal basketball team?
A: Because both teams shoot the ball in the same basket.
Joke #13084
Q: Why did the loony water polo team lose every game?
A: Because their horses couldn’t swim.
Joke #13003
Q: Why did the millionaire change his will?
A: He said he felt like getting some fresh heirs.
Joke #12998
Q: What kind of cheese did Mary Queen of Scots eat?
A: Why, Loch Ness Meunster, of course.
Joke #12993
Q: Do you know how to crush an orange?
A: Tell it you don’t love it anymore.
Joke #12989
Q: What has the shortest life span in the world?
A: New Year’s resolutions. They’re born before midnight and dead and forgotten by the next day.
Joke #12982
Q: How do you play Russian Roulette in India?
A: You play the flute with six cobras around you, and one of them is deaf.
Joke #12980
Q: What makes the tower of Pisa lean?
A: It never eats!
Joke #12976
Q: What does a traveling priest use on Sunday to get from parish to parish?
A: Mass transportation.
Joke #12974
Q: What happens to dogs who chase cars?
A: They end up exhausted.
Joke #12963
Q: Who are the patron saints of vacations?
A: St. Thomas, St. Croix and San Juan.