Q: What did I do when a ferocious, 200-pound Persian cat came charging at me?
A: I-ran!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17583
Q: What did Fido do when he won first prize at the dog show?
A: He took a bow-wow!
Joke #17582
Q: What kind of a cat writes book after book?
A: A cat-o-nine “tales”!
Joke #17581
Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?
A: A tail-bearer!
Joke #17580
Q: What kind of turtle can you never trust?
A: A turtle-tale!
Joke #17579
Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?
A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!
Joke #17577
Q: Which heavenly body did the space cat seriously try to avoid?
A: Sirius, the Dog Star!
Joke #17576
Q: Who is the superhero of the jungle?
A: Spidermonkey!
Joke #17575
Q: In which branch of military service do fish serve best?
A: The tank corps!
Joke #17574
Q: Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales!
Joke #17573
Q: What did the salesman say when he knocked on the door of the doghouse?
A: “I’d like to speak to the Mastiff of the house, please!”
Joke #17572
Q: What did everyone ask the angry butcher when the cat stole something from his store?
A: “What’s the matter — cat got your tongue?”
Joke #17570
Q: What do they say about a cat who bites?
A: “Cat-nip!”
Joke #17569
Q: What did Maw say when she got married?
A: “Give me Paw.”
Joke #17568
Q: What did the pet leopard say after eating its owner?
A: “That sure hit the spot!”