Q: What spirit serves food on a plane?
A: An airline ghostess!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17621
Q: Who represents ghosts in Congress?
A: The Spooker of the House!
Joke #17620
Q: Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Joke #17619
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in!
Joke #17617
Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: “Halt! Who ghost there?”
Joke #17616
Q: What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
A: Her boo-quet!
Joke #17615
Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?
A: A ghost host!
Joke #17614
Q: What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A: Moanday!
Joke #17613
Q: What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
A: The team spirit!
Joke #17610
Q: What’s a dog’s highest award?
A: The Os-cur!
Joke #17609
Q: What is the highest award a cat can earn?
A: The Purr-litzer Prize!
Joke #17607
Q: Can two three-month-old dogs fall for each other?
A: Sure, but it’s puppy love!
Joke #17606
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Joke #17604
Q: Can a cat have puppy love?
A: Sure, if it’s a kitten that’s smitten!
Joke #17603
Q: Where do you find toy poodles?
A: In a toy store — where else?