Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17793
Q: What kinds of jokes do vegetables like best?
A: Corny ones!
Joke #17792
Q: What kind of bar doesn’t serve drinks?
A: A chocolate bar!
Joke #17791
Q: Where do you park a truckload of pigs?
A: In an empty porking place!
Joke #17790
Q: What game do rural cops enjoy?
A: Crops and robbers!
Joke #17789
Q: Why did the Triscuit lock itself in the bank vault?
A: So it could become a safe-cracker!
Joke #17788
Q: Why do so many meats have good manners?
A: Because they are braised properly!
Joke #17787
Q: Why do all nuts love Shakespeare?
A: Because he wrote, “To be or nut to be…”!
Joke #17786
Q: Why don’t vampires eat sirloins and T-Bones?
A: Because they keep away from stakes!
Joke #17785
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite snack?
A: Neck-tarines!
Joke #17784
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite dish?
A: Ghoulash!
Joke #17783
Q: When does Dracula find time to eat?
A: During a coffin break!
Joke #17781
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
Joke #17780
Q: If potatoes have eyes and corn has ears, what do peas have?
A: Each other!
Joke #17779
Q: If spinach makes Popeye strong, what makes him romantic?
A: Olive Oyl, of course!