Q: How do you wrap a gift for a weatherman?
A: With a rain-bow.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #17884
Q: What do you always find at the end of a tunnel?
A: The letter “l.”
Joke #17883
Q: What is the best game to play on misty days?
A: Leapfog.
Joke #17882
Q: Where do snakes go on vacation?
A: Venom-Zuela
Joke #17875
Q: What dinosaur likes to eat enchiladas?
A: Tyrannosaurs Mex.
Joke #17874
Q: What dinosaur is at home on the range?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Joke #17872
Q: How does the world’s smallest person say goodbye?
A: With a microwave.
Joke #17871
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gas with raisins and nuts?
A: Vapor Trail Mix
Joke #17870
Q: What’s green and crunchy and makes a low noise?
A: Pickle-o (piccolo).
Joke #17869
Q: What do mannequins put on their salads?
A: Window dressing.
Joke #17868
Q: What happens when lettuce is arrested for a crime?
A: It’s innocent until proven wilty.
Joke #17867
Q: What kind of vegetables are sailors afraid of?
A: Leeks (leaks).
Joke #17866
Q: What kind of veggies do they eat at the North Pole?
A: Snow peas.
Joke #17864
Q: What do you call in case of a hunger emergency?
A: Dine 11 (911).
Joke #17863
Q: What do you get when you cross an exercise video with melted cheese?
A: Jane Fondue Workout Tape