Q: What would you get if you crossed stinking yellow slime with good-for-nothing green slime?
A: Stinking good-for-nothing yellow-green slime.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #18306
Q: What do you get when you spill vinegar on the curtains?
A: Sour drapes (grapes).
Joke #18305
Q: What cartoon animal weighs the least?
A: Skinny-the-Pooh
Joke #18304
Q: Where does pasta go to lose weight?
A: Spa-ghettis.
Joke #18303
Q: What did medieval cannibals eat for dinner?
A: Peasant Under Glass.
Joke #18302
Q: What did snobby Neanderthals eat?
A: Cave-iar.
Joke #18301
Q: What did the cavemen eat for lunch?
A: Club sandwiches.
Joke #18300
Q: What savage warrior ate his way through most of central Europe?
A: Attila the Ton.
Joke #18299
Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?
A: Sponge cake.
Joke #18298
Q: What do gamblers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.
Joke #18296
Q: What’s orange jumps out of airplanes?
A: Carrot-troopers.
Joke #18295
Q: What would you get if you crossed Noah’s ark with a vegetable?
A: Zoo-chini.
Joke #18292
Q: What did the chef say to the hungry watch?
A: “How about seconds?”
Joke #18291
Q: What did the teaspoon say to the measuring cup?
A: “May I level with you?”
Joke #18289
Q: What do mice use to make sandwiches?
A: Shortbread.