Q: Why was the ocean arrested?
A: Because it beat upon the shore.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #20880
Q: What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?
A: They are both almost done!
Joke #20879
Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge.
Joke #20878
Q: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two, inside and outside.
Joke #20877
Q: What kind of plant do you put in a cake?
A: Flower.
Joke #20876
Q: What flies and helps people?
A: A helidoctor.
Joke #20875
Q: What’s black and white and blue all over?
A: A frozen penguin.
Joke #20874
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A “pouch” potato.
Joke #20873
Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?
A: That you coffin?
Joke #20872
Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?
A: Because she forgot her purse.
Joke #20871
Q: What’s yellow and writes?
A: A ball point banana.
Joke #20870
Q: What do you call a very religious potato?
A: A medi-tater.
Joke #20864
Q: In baseball, what’s at home plate?
A: Dinner.
Joke #20863
Q: What is big, brown, and has red dots?
A: A gorilla with chicken pox.
Joke #20862
Q: Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
A: He wanted his words to stick.