Q: What kind of guitars do whales play?
A: Eel-letric guitars
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5426
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by Indians?
A: A bartender
Joke #5425
Q: Where does a spider go for fun?
A: His favorite web site. (which of course is Squackle, we might add)
Joke #5424
Q: Why did the boy put a dictionary in his pants?
A: Because he wanted to be a smarty pants
Joke #5423
Q: What do you call rich air?
A: Millionaire
Joke #5422
Q: What did the dog say when it sat down on sandpaper?
A: Ruff, ruff
Joke #5421
Q: When is the best time to visit the library?
A: When there’s a title wave
Joke #5420
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves
Joke #5419
Q: What smells most in the kitchen?
A: Your nose
Joke #5418
Q: What has four eyes but can not see?
A: Mississippi
Joke #5417
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom
Joke #5416
Q: What do whales spread on their toast?
A: Jellyfish
Joke #5415
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: A bluebird
Joke #5414
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it is ajar
Joke #5413
Q: Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: A retail store
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do space creatures do when they lose their tails?
A: They go to a retail store.