Q: Why do spiders make good baseball players?
A: They’re good at catching flies.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #6515
Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #6514
Q: How Do You Catch a Bear?
A: First you dig a hole and fill it up with ashes. Then you take some peas and and put it around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.
Joke #6513
Q: Does a deaf person need to worry about ear wax build up?
A: Not until its oozing out and hardening into a big pile on their shirt
Joke #6512
Q: What do you call a bag of chips that don’t belong to you?
A: NACHOS!
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Joke #6511
Q: Why is duct tape like “The Force”?
A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
Joke #6510
Q: How do you give someone a hickey?
A: Suck on a lollipop then shove it up their nose.
Joke #6509
Q: How does it feel to be eaten out ?
A: To be taken to McDonalds and given 3 extra Big Macs.
Joke #6508
Q: How do you jerk a guy off?
A: Wave a 20 in front of his face, if he’s stupid, he’ll go for 32 cents.
Joke #5617
Q: What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?
A: They both change their pads after 3 periods
Joke #5597
Q: You’re in an elevator with a rattlesnake, a serial killer, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What should you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Joke #5538
Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A: A baby with a black eye!
Joke #5511
Q: Did you hear the one about the alligator?
A: Neither did I. Maybe I’ll know it later.
Joke #5510
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Joke #5509
Q: What did the monkeys say when he cut his tail?
A: It won’t be long now!