Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9027
Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face.
Joke #9026
Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
Joke #9025
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Joke #9024
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton?
A: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Joke #9023
Q: What is a strawberry when it is sad?
A: A blueberry.
Joke #9022
Q: What animal don’t you play cards with?
A: A cheetah.
Joke #9021
Q: What did one triangle say to the other triangle?
A: Let’s get together and square dance.
Joke #9020
Q: Why don’t lobsters share?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Joke #9019
Q: What kind of ship never sinks?
A: A friendship.
Joke #9018
Q: Which president was the biggest ham?
A: Abraham! (Lincoln of course)
Joke #9017
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Joke #9016
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Joke #9015
Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion.
Joke #9014
Q: What did the little boy tell the game warden?
A: His dad was in the kitchen poaching eggs.