Q: Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A: She didn’t keep her mouth shut!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9075
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A: He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Joke #9074
Q: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?
A: Washed her hands with soap.
Joke #9073
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Joke #9072
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Joke #9071
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off.
Joke #9070
Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Joke #9069
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children; the other is a plastic bag.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Joke #9068
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Joke #9067
Q: What’s the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door.
Joke #9066
Q: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A: Hugh Grant.
Joke #9065
Q: What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A: George Michael’s latest release.
Joke #9062
Q: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
Joke #9061
Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.
Joke #9060
Q: Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A: Everyone would be afraid to lick it.