Q: What do you call it when Uncle Morty’s corpse sits up straight?
A: Rigorous Morty.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10813
Q: What do you call a scalped corpse that gets run over by a wagon?
A: A rumpled still skinned.
Joke #10812
Q: What do you call it when somebody gets hit in the eye with chocolate pudding?
A: Goo-lash.
Joke #10811
Q: What do you call an orange that plays basketball?
A: Shaquille O’Peel
Joke #10807
Q: What do cobras study in college?
A: Hiss-tory
Joke #10805
Q: Where do books sleep?
A: Under their covers.
Joke #10804
Q: When is a pillow like a mug of root beer?
A: When it has a head on it.
Joke #10803
Q: What do you call a robot with no job?
A: An employed droid.
Joke #10799
Q: What did the cook name his son?
A: Stu.
Joke #10798
Q: What did the hungry computer say?
A: I could sure go for a byte.
Joke #10797
Q: When is a fin not a fin?
A: When it is a dol-phin
Joke #10796
Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.
Joke #10795
Q: What keys can’t you put in a lock?
A: Piano keys.
Joke #10792
Q: What did the mountain climber name his son?
A: Cliff.
Joke #10791
Q: Why does the car like this joke?
A: Because it never tires of hearing it.