Q: What is the most musical piece of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
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Another variation of the same joke:
Q: What is the most musical piece of a chicken?
A: The drumstick.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10905
Q: What did the painter name his son?
A: Art.
Joke #10869
Q: What’s the difference between a book and a Mexican?
A: A book has papers.
Joke #10862
Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Board.
Joke #10861
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Joke #10824
Q: What’s the difference between an old pair of shoes and a school lunch?
A: In an emergency, you can always eat the shoes.
Joke #10823
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite dessert?
A: Road pies.
Joke #10822
Q: Why do vultures like the road kill on country roads?
A: They prefer home cooking.
Joke #10821
A: A snotty nose, Doctor Giggles, and a bat with holes in it.
Q: What’s a sniffle, a piffle, and a whiffle?
Joke #10820
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
Joke #10819
Q: What did the survivors eat for dessert in Alive!?
A: Soccer torte.
Joke #10818
Q: Why did nobody in Alive! want to oversleep?
A: They didn’t want to be breakfast in bed.
Joke #10817
Q: How did the kid get the fly out of his milk?
A: He just skimmed the top.
Joke #10816
Q: What’s the difference between a moving doughnut and a falling man with a gunshot wound?
A: One’s a rolling hole and the other’s a holey roler.
Joke #10815
Q: What’s the difference between somebody living in the Arctic and a catfish?
A: In the Arctic they eat fat to stay warm, and a catfish eats worms to stay fat.